Monday, December 19, 2011

Was i right or wrong?I was having a peaceful dinner a few nights ago, when all of a sudden a car pulled into?

my driveway. I got anxious and excited wondering who the fuq it could be. So i got up and went toward the window, and i got there in time to see a blue lexus backing out of my driveway, i got pissed! My driveway is not for the convenience of lost loser turn arounders! So i grabbaed my keys, and ran out to my car and hit the gas! I chased the lexus down the road and caught up to it a stop light, where i pulled alongside and yelled to the driver "you just turned around in my driveway", he said "yeah, so...i'm lost, can you help me". I said "Don't ever fuqin' turn in my driveway again!..now go chase yourself and get more lost". He told me to "fuq off", that pissed me off more! When the light turned green, i tailgated him then pulled along side him, and threw my coffee mug at his car and tried to slash his tires with my swiss army knife! Finally, i rammed his car off the road toward a dirt mound. I looked at him and laughed hysterically when i saw the fear and concern on his face.

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